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Frizzer

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« on: March 29, 2013, 05:33:44 AM »

dsafsdhfskflsdhlsgh fking tanked listen



so i had my first 4some. 2 dudes 2 chicks(me, buddy, buddys gf, random hoe. most of u say wow thats kinda weird frizz. well i concur with that statement. very fucking weird.


so im banging my chick, my buddy is banging his chick all is well. i literally thought thats how it would go down. like hey lets all have sex in the same dark room in diff beds. no big deal right? fuck my life.


so after 15 min of everything going well my buddy wants to switch chicks. im like u want me to bang brandi ur gf uve been with for a year plus? hes like sure. well brandi is pretty pissed he wants to bang another chick and is talking all kinds of shit. fighting ensues and my buddy gets kicked out of brandis house(his gf aka soon to be ex).


soooooooo here i am with brandi and random hoe. we talk about how big of a piece of shit my buddy is and how good of a guy i am. making out ensues. random hoe and brandi start making out. brandi says fuck my bf im done with him. lets fuck. i go u sure? she says let me show you.


the most wet, sloppy, crazy dirty talkin blowjob ensues. random hoe is like woah thats pretty good let me show u something too. random hoe starts talking dirty and picks up my legs and starts licking my asshole. now at this time im like woah wtf is this. but she keeps goin and im like i dont think i even wiped that good today...licking keeps going and girl likes the taste of my poop.




SOOOOO after sloppy blowjob, squeaky clean asshole, jizz on random hoes face, banging buddys brandi gf and overall a fucked night. im here talking to no one in this post. i dont know how to explain anything but i want to type this before i forget tmmrw.


GOPROBRO
#KATRINAKILLS
#BIGDICKSMALLBALLS
#JIZZ
#SALADTOSSER
#POOP IN MY BUTT




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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2013, 11:37:28 AM »
lmao...that is hilarious and nasty at the same time.  I wonder what brandi is thinking this morning. please keep us updated.

sup with the #Katrinakills hash tag? lol.
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2013, 12:19:18 PM »
friz id have a 4some with u. msybe even a two some
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2013, 06:38:50 PM »
pervert
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 04:43:40 PM »
this is beautiful

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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 10:49:33 PM »
hilarious haha
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2013, 01:16:07 PM »
wow. that was a wild night. i try to explain even to my good buds and they r stunned cuz apperently brandi isant a hoe and shes really nice. hmmmmmmmm i guess booze even gets to the best of us. Right place, right time 4 me anyway, i dont give a shit.


my buddy steve who was dating brandi split. steve and i r still friends but it was rocky for a few days but now he understands that im just a normal pimp daddy dude that was intoxicated and took advantage of a good moment.


Story was alittle vulgar so thats why im assuming it got moved to off topic even though we talk about nothing but 'average penis size' in general disc. owellz.


sup vivpimpin. the hashtags mean absolutely nothing..lol i have no idea why i said katrinakills. booze+troc=wild shit.





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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2013, 01:27:04 PM »
You should of told him that you were just doing what he would of done. Spashing that pussy like Hitler smashing France in WWII.

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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2013, 10:34:52 PM »
Spashing, is that like spastically smashing or smashing a Latina chick?

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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2014, 03:45:25 PM »
I just read this. Frizz has the best stories, lmao



 

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